Category: Thinky thoughts

The Platonic view of our present reality is that we are prohibited from attaining perfection by our bodies. Our souls wish to flee upwards towards a more perfect state of being, but they are weighed down by this mortal flesh that only serves to cloak and suppress our true glory. But the Platonic concept is…

Under every apparently chaotic event, there is an underlying unseen order. There’s something drawing everything to action. There is a reason for everything happening so strangely accurately. Somehow those synapses in your brain connect with each other in the firing process every single time, and if at some point they don’t–well, that’s because you just…

Is the sword mightier than the pen? I think actions speak louder than words. The only reason I wrote the speech with a pen is because I don’t want to be scared of following through and acting with a sword.  Right now, me standing up here is me holding a sword, because swords symbolize action…

How does a human work? How does it function? That is the most concerning question that any animal has posed. How do the beady-eyed birds see the hairy-faced humans? How doth the walrus perceive the arthropod? This essay will seek to answer this profoundly perplexing question by means of the most academic, discombobulating language possible…