Category: Thinky thoughts

  • Declamation Speech – January 25th, 2024.

    Is the sword mightier than the pen? I think actions speak louder than words. The only reason I wrote the speech with a pen is because I don’t want to be scared of following through and acting with a sword.  Right now, me standing up here is me holding a sword, because swords symbolize action…

  • Trying to Understand Humanity

    How does a human work? How does it function? That is the most concerning question that any animal has posed. How do the beady-eyed birds see the hairy-faced humans? How doth the walrus perceive the arthropod? This essay will seek to answer this profoundly perplexing question by means of the most academic, discombobulating language possible…